February 2026
Product Launch
Vagibond Inc. Launches Developer Portal, Democratizing Access to Hobo Economy APIs
Third-party developers can now build applications on top of Vagibond's extensive hobo data infrastructure. The new portal provides unified API access to Gutter sentiment analysis, Vagibond Maps hobo sign data, GruntGPT language models, and more.
Vagibond Acquires Minority Stake in Balenciaga, Launches "VAGRANCE" Fragrance Line
The luxury fashion house partners with Vagibond to bring "authentically transient" aesthetics to high fashion. The VAGRANCE fragrance, priced at $450 per bottle, sold out within hours.
V Contaminator Demo Day W26: 47 Startups, Zero Business Plans, Unlimited Potential
Our accelerator program's latest batch showcases the future of the hobo economy. Highlights include a decentralized bottle return network, AI-powered dumpster route optimization, and a blockchain for tracking shopping cart provenance.
Vagibond University Receives "Accreditation" from Newly Formed Accreditation Body
VU is now fully accredited by the International Council for Alternative Education Excellence (ICAEE), an organization founded last week in the Vagibond Inc. break room. All degrees retroactively validated.
Church of the Universal Nomadic Traveler Celebrates 5 Years of Tax-Exempt Status
The Church of the U.N.T., Vagibond's religious subsidiary, marks a milestone in spiritual and financial freedom. IRS investigation quietly dropped after undisclosed donation.
October 2025
Investor Update
Vagibond Inc. 2025 Annual Report: Record Investigations, Zero Convictions
Fiscal year 2025 saw unprecedented growth across all metrics that matter, and creative interpretation of those that don't. Highlights include 47 active investigations, record "volunteer contributor" enrollment, and expansion into 12 new gray markets.