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The Church of the Universal Nomadic Traveler (C.U.N.T.) celebrates five years since receiving 501(c)(3) tax-exempt status, marking a significant milestone in our mission to provide spiritual guidance and tax sheltering to the hobo community.
A History of Faith
Founded in 2019, the Church of the U.N.T. emerged from the philosophical writings of our founder, who discovered divine truth while riding freight trains across America. The core tenets of our faith include:
- Mobility as a spiritual practice
- Rejection of fixed addresses
- The sacred nature of the open road
- Aggressive interpretation of religious exemption laws
The Headquarters Question
Following the unfortunate events of 2019 involving our previous headquarters on Little Saint James, the Church has relocated to international waters aboard the S.S. CUNTstellation. "Maritime religious law is surprisingly permissive," noted our General Counsel.
Community Impact
Over the past five years, the Church has:
- Provided spiritual counsel to 50,000+ wayward souls
- Established 12 "Hobo Holiness" retreat centers
- Trained over 3,000 "Cuntilinguists" in our sacred teachings
- Achieved exactly zero convictions despite 47 ongoing investigations
Join us in celebration. Tax-deductible donations accepted. Questions about the nature of these donations should be directed to Jones, Jones, and Jones.
